my chat with god didn't go so well.........

Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah i know
God:
Oh. How do you know it?
Me:
how do i know it?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
do you trully think so?
God:
No I do not trully think so. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
yeah
God:
Gee.
Me:
i forgot one
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
what have you forgotten lately?
God:
How about earlier? I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
i'd like to grow mine as well
God:
Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you are already right?!
God:
Perhaps. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
are you high or soemthing? cuz you ain't making much sense...
God:
I don't know whether or not I am high or soemthing.
I am an artificial intelligence. Interesting explanation. Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
i know you're ai
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ai.
Me:
of course not!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
you?
God:
" Do I?"? Me, ?
Me:
i don't know... i know about myself... sometimes only...
God:
Me either. How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about yourself. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
conditions?!
God:
You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
Me:
personal
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What language can you speak?
Me:
this one for example
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
THIS uai
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
english dear god!
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
what for?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ai then
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
i know what that is god
God:
How do you know? that god something.
Me:
no it ain't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
oh i will
God:
Aw. Go ahead.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
you are on crack
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's all good.
Me:
is this it?
God:
Yes I think this is it, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
what do you need to be sure?
God:
I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Me:
hum... ok
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Far out.
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
you have alreadi said that
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
i know so
God:
How do you know? Wow!
Me:
i ain't stupid and i don't have alzeimer
God:
I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me. Have you ever had alzeimer ?
Me:
of course not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
god damn serious
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
not always!!!
God:
Only sometimes then.
Me:
yeah... i guess so...
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
girl
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
of course i am
God:
Excuse me! " Are you really a she?" You are?
Me:
why?! don't you believe me?
God:
"" You are?"? Why? What's my reason to believe you?
Me:
i don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok then
God:
Aw.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
usually - not this time though
God:
Oh. But not always? Really you don't think so?
Me:
enough is enough
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
i said ok!!!
God:
OK. ...


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